Yesterday I was [once again!] as stupid as stupid can be!
Not just stupid, mind you! Stupid as stupid CAN be, that's what I was!
Once again I end up compelled to humbly apologize to my incredibly stupid self ---it has become a bleeding habit, for God's sakes!]
[Am I NEVER going to learn?!...
Jeez! How stupid can you get??!!
There ought to be a law, I tell you!!]