"Daily Bleeding Horoscope!..."

Estranhíssimo, perturbador, desconcertante horóscopo, o meu de hoje...

Se eu fosse 'de crer em horóscopos' [mais do que o "average, common man", quero eu dizer] teria hoje ficado sem palavras...

"You need to move beyond your current weird emotional baggage---it's not helping you, that's for sure! It's a really good time to walk away from bad situations, even if you're somewhat uncertain".

"Walk away from bad situations"!

Yes, but... When can you be really sure the situation you are in is a bad or a good one?

There comes a time when you can't say for sure any more which is which and that is for sure...

Oh well...

"A Funny Thing Happened To Me On My Way To The Forum..."

You've never been known for being able to run with the crowd or even blend in much.

In fact, you probably don't even associate with those whom you believe have normal, boring lifestyles.

For now, those qualities are especially appreciated by the rest of the world -- so don't hold back even a little bit.

You never know who's watching, but chances are good that right now it will be someone who just loves your spirit.

So try to speak up as much as you can today, even if it's out of turn.

A short shot of rudeness goes down easier when it's chased by a tall glass of genius -- and you've got genius to spare!

[Is it altogether untrue?

Possibly so but... soooo nice to hear, too!...]

" Wednesday, Apr 7th, 2010: Turn of the Tide?"

The recent emotional intensity drops off sharply today as the Moon enters intellectual Aquarius at 8:50 am EDT.

We are less likely to be subject to extreme mood swings, especially since retrograde Saturn now backs up into practical Virgo for a three-month refresher course in narrowing our goals so we can achieve more.

Nevertheless, we may be over-reactive in the evening when the Moon forms tense aspects with impatient Mars and chatty Mercury.